Name all the self help spiritual authors you can. Then name your own book that could also be grand.

 

1)  Does it make me a bad person that I don't play Face book games and I just write poems and quotes to keep from going insane?

 

2)  My mother use to say she would rather be dead than not be able to eat the foods she liked. She died at 86 but took a lot of antacids

 

3)  I'll admit it I'm on acid Uric Acid and it makes my Gout hurt like Hell. But the foods I eat taste so damn swell.

 

4) I don't know if I'm dreaming when I sleep or sleeping while I'm awake but I have reoccurring dreams my mind cannot take

 

5) In the morning when I wake I think of things I won't object then I let my mind create the snow ball effect.

 

6) Existing sucks living is the ride of your life.

 

7) The person that wins when it comes to these tweets is the person that has the fewest repeats.

 

8) If things aren't sailing as smooth as the wind. Ask the Universe to Pencil you IN!

 

9) I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.

 

10) Some Churches are heated and cooled 365 days a year. As homeless soldiers lay in alleys and bushes quite near.

 

11) When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.

 

12) A Rolling Stone gathers no moss. Until it's used to hold up a Cross.

 

13) I have a book of poetry I believe many should read but in each verse you'll discover it wasn't written for greed.

 

14) There are Poets, there are Philosophers, and there are Spiritualists and then me. I try to foot the bill of these Holy three.

 

15) Take a giant drink of natures endless stream let it spout from your mouth in words so serene.

 

16) If I could catch a Star and hold it in my hand. I would illuminate those whose life is not so grand.

 

17) I'll never leave this Earth without a fight or at least pretend to for all of those in sight.

 

18) When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.

 

19) I've been to weddings and I've been to wakes in either setting Love takes no breaks.

 

20) If you have a warm and caring heart, you're loved ones will ensure you never depart. For long after you've turned the last page you'll still be right there on center stage.

 

21) Jumping out of a perfectly good air plane is like driving through life without a good set of brakes.

 

22) The only way to set yourself free is to meet each new challenge relatively.

 

23) Terrible: Some poems are written great, some poems are written swell. But then there are poems that could win a prize in Hell.

 

24) So many wish for magic so many beg for fame, but if you could manifest anything you want life would be a boring game.

 

25) If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear.

 

26) I'm not here to sell nor am I here to buy. I just hope my words help you touch the sky.

 

27) There's isn't any slight of hand in Spirituality everything that you desire is there for you to see.

 

28) I Love Spirituality it reminds me of the Old Quaker Oats Commercial. "Nothing is better for thee than me"!

 

29) The best way to start your day is with a steaming cup of Happiness and pocket full of Rainbows to go.

 

30) I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.

 

31) In a valley betwixt two hills there I stood perfectly still in this stance I did find the most beautiful secrets of my mind.

 

32) S.P.A.M. S.enseless P.eople A.always M.essaging

 

33) I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

 

34) Is it just me or am I the only person that didn't receive an invitation to the Grand Ball they call life?

 

35) I love reading I know it’s very important and I respect anyone that is patient enough to do it.

 

36) The best self help book I've ever read was the little Engine that Could.

 

37) OK I admit it sometimes I sound like a Fortune Cookie

 

38) Some people live a lifetime every second, others only a second in a life time with little happiness to find. Learn to seize each and every second and make your life divine!

 

39)  I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything you do

 

40) A bunch of diaries could replace tons of self help books simply because their written in the first person...

 

41) Everyone should have a form of a diary it’s a great release Most people’s Diaries are called "My Diary" Mines called "Conversations with me".

 

42) I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony".

 

43) Reality is in the mind of the eye.

 

44) Astral Travel for me is I close my eyes they don't close all the way and I’m peering through a slit this happens the instant I close my eyes and I see people and places instantly maybe it's more like remote viewing.

 

45) When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.

 

46) For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

 

47) I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.

 

48) Leaders that wear the largest hats have few armies to attack a land so this leads them to be sly and cunning as they extend their hand.

 

49) Every day in life were told who this is and who that is. But when we sit were all the same when we remove our hat.

 

50) Substance of your belief has nothing to do with the size of the book you use or how often you open it.

 

51) 'Fractional Multiplicity' allows for a minute amount of our energy to be present in all places at all times.

 

52) Trying to quit smoking I'm out and have decided the best way to quit is to simply not buy them. "I can't" generally means "I choose not to".

 

 53) Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

 

54) Twitter is a place to come and share I'm OK with Following but as for followers I believe "Observers" would be a better choice of words.

 

55) People come in my house and say "I like this" I say "do you want it"? Isn’t that the Christian thing to do?

 

56) Many people say that Psychiatrists just want to push drugs well I seriously have to say without medication Id be locked up in a VA Hospital Somewhere.

 

57) Been under treatment for PTSD and Bipolar since1992 Im not ashamed of my Illness I’ve been shunned by many and I feel for those shunned too

 

58) A vivid Imagination is awesome a Manic Imagination is a curse.

 

59) The greatest communication barrier known to man is the lack of the common core of experience "When’s the last time you had a Manic Episode Doctor"?

 

60) If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.

 

61) I admit it in school I was an underachiever and it was so easy to do.

 

62) If I used a higher percentage of my brain I wouldn't of had to ride on the short bus.

 

63) I grew up around some great Philosophers they were Coal Miners and Cowboys born in the 1920s they were also Vets of World War II. Listen to your elders there isn't any better wisdom for you.

 

64) There's a fine line between deserving and just desserts.

 

65) I would never appear on any television show that would have me for a guest.

 

67) Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?

 

68) It's amazing that people actually get paid for what I'm doing on here for free.

 

69) I heard they were experimenting with under water matches but they had to quit after three smokes drowned.

 

70) I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.

 

71) You can't put a price on fun it's always priceless

 

72) I'm afraid to see a psychiatrist about the voices in my head they might know who they are.

 

73) The voices in my head that tell the other voices what to do are mean.

 

74) I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lie on the couch' I said "You don't have a clip board".

 

75) If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath.

 

76) The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.

 

77) S.U,C.C.E.S.S S.tarting U.nified C.hallenges C.ausing E.xcellent S.erene S.kills

 

78) Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the home shopping network is losing millions of dollars.

 

79) In the beginning the Poets and Philosophers taught the world to see. Then after that any form of education was no longer free.

 

80) What most people call talent is our way to vent, and if we’re not discovered it will never pay the rent.

 

81) Balding is nature’s way of getting rid of your third eyes unibrow.

 

82) Be- lieve, Be- like, Be- LIFE!

 

83) I can write Jingles all day long but the best sensation is your own Hearts Song!

 

84) Watch an Ant Watch the bees feel wind move the leaves touch your smile above your chin from the glorious world we all live in.

 

85) R.E.A.L Rationalizations Experienced Aligning Life

 

86) The way you separate Reality from Imagination is the number of bandages you have to use.

 

87) I've been playing the game of life for over 52 years now and I don't feel one day younger or older than I am. Maybe its I just don't feel

 

88) It's OK to write something offensive now and then it lets you know if any one actually reads your posts.

 

89) All you need is coffee some cigarettes and a twitter account and your writing career begins how far you go is determined by the followers you call friends.

 

90) Turn thy Crown upside down you need to feel how it is to kneel. As those less fortunate than your noble deal.

 

91) Blessed be the ones that are free that have detached from possessions that can possess Thee.

 

92) I started writing poetry when I was around 17 years old and my mind so was wild, now at 52 I often want to write like a child.

 

93) You ever wake up in the morning and kiss the mirror and say "HELLO BEAUTIFUL" if not you have the wrong connection with your reflection.

 

94) Natures Love: Even in the fiercest battles the Butterflies and Bee's still kiss the flowers.

 

95) From my tears of happiness I have became a mountain of strength surrounded by a sea of Joy.

 

96) Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny

 

97) Can you admit on here that you have an affliction for millions of other people to see? Then that is great and a huge step to your recovery.

 

98) A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.

 

99) Most of the poems I write take 5 minutes but the words can give a life time of relief. Many people that have read my book say it helped them with their grief.

 

100) Before I die I'd love to see my name on the Famous Bi Polar list I'm not ashamed of my Illness I believe most of my talent comes from it.

 

101) I feel sorry for every Therapist, Psychologist, and Psychiatrist I've ever met. I know I've put thoughts in their mind they will never forget.

 

102) I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase.

 

103) Love is only A one syllable word but it's the most powerful one mankind's ever heard.

 

104) Laughter and imagination can overcome any ill felt sensations.

 

105) The needles they poke you with leaves a hole that closes in. But unkind words make a hole that will never mend.

 

106) Somewhere in a Galaxy far, far away there's a person with more Twitter followers than you.

 

107) All the sciences, religions and powers of the world boil down to one simple truth. The best story teller will win in the end!

 

108) Imagination Is the 1st step to writing the sequel to your life. Dare to believe and you’re sure to receive.

 

109) I'd rather donate 10% of my earnings to homeless people on the street. Than to an organization that sells negativity that I'll never defeat.

 

110) Our actions are catalysts to another’s actions one could last a second another could last to the end of mankind share kindness plant the seed help humanity overcome their greed.

 

111) A smile to someone could make the difference between them going home and axe murdering their family or having a nice meal!

 

111) Make sure your Belief system leaves room for you to Be Life!

 

112) People that say, "I can't" should be saying "I choose not to".

 

113) My psychiatrist said "you're BI Polar. I said "tell us something we don't already know".

 

114) Why do they always prescribe thyroid medicine to go with the mental illness cocktails they whip up?

 

115) Step outside of yourself now and then and treat yourself nice like you treat others and your happiness will soon begin.

 

116) This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?

 

117)Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".

 

118) Decide the type of person you want to be and when there not looking 'Unique up on them".

 

119) The best way is to work depression to death exercise relieves depression doctors now say prayer does also.

 

120) God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do and God forgive me for what I can't do because my Religion won't let me

 

121) Mentally I can die, Emotionally I can cry, Physically I can sigh, Spirituality I can fly. If I just try.

 

 122) Some say God exists outside creation if in fact he did breath in Adams nostrils he became part of humanity and creation.

 

123) A parents wishes for their children shouldn't be to be as good as them but to surpass their own abilities and lead to a better world.

 

124) I guess the all and all answer in life is what Facades you want to believe in the most.

 

125) I'm contemplating if book sales and promotions can actually be rigged like so many other things in our everyday lives?

 

126) Seriously when you see a new book fresh on the stand and in big letters it says a million copies sold did you ever wonder who bought them?

 

127) I have a great book it's called Stantasyland except I don't have the money to buy a million copies to put it on the best sellers list.

 

128) The only thing better than a happy Heart is a clear mind to keep it pumping. Cleanse yourself from within and you’re bound to win.

 

129) It just started raining here in the Philippines I love the sound of rain on a tin roof it sounds so majestic.

 

130) G.O.D Great Omnipresent Divinity

 

131) Love is so wonderful and free to give and it's the one thing they can't make you pay taxes on.

 

132) It's bad to grow old before your time. It's worse to not grow at all while you still have time.

 

133)For a lot of people God lives in their bibles and they open it when they feel he has something to say.

 

134)We live in a thought suggestive Universe the sky’s the limit believe and you'll receive.

 

135) I know God has anger, vengeance and wrath and if he doesn't have a sense of humor I'm in big trouble!

 

136) The most important question I ever asked a priest was where are the Bingo Dobbers at?

 

137) A lot of religions are 'Social Clubs' with strange rules, expensive entertainment, cheap wine and stale crackers.

 

138) My definition for GOD that works for me is "Pure Energy Supreme Consciousness" the highest resolution of pure energy we use is the sensation we call Love.

 

139) I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thought within it.

 

140) Many people have said to me that I'm a mystic I find that a bit mysterious I just use logic and common sense for my philosophies.

 

141 Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.

 

142) Yes stop your beliefs for a few moments now and then and Be-Life.

 

143) Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. That's what religion is all about.

 

144) I am your Mirror you are my reflection.

 

145) I heard this when I was in the Air Force "There's never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over".

 

146) I hate to read books but a friend said he read the dictionary and that the Zebra did it.

 

147) I would almost bet money that Thomas Edison was the first person to say does my voice really sound like that.

 

148) The only time I really worry about my weight is when I'm trying to decide how much butter to drink with my mashed taters.

 

149) It's Earth day I wonder if we can plant more trees than people for a change?

 

150) It's not where I'm going that bothers me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.

 

151) The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails!

 

152) Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.

 

153) When it comes to most true Bi Polars look consider this. "Genius by Birth Bi Polar by design".

 

154) Isn't it a shame that some people's 'weaknesses' can be so strong.

 

155) Opportunities are a dime a dozen when you normally only have 5 cents.

 

156) I like poetry much better than art it's so much easier on my pencil.

 

157) In life I keep believing until I start be- liking.

 

158) In High school I went from playing basket ball for free to making $4.25 an hour my Junior year it was a lot easier sweeping the Gym floor.

 

159) If you want to find missing children put their photo's on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you'll increase the odds by millions some people are lactose in tolerate.

 

160) My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

 

161) Sleepless in Seattle was good but the one about the three cowboys with insomnia is better its called Sleepless In My Saddle.

 

162) If I ever get rid of my Bi Polar condition we'll be so happy.

 

163) The cats in the cradle and the silver spoon I'm going to take my psych meds and stare at my room When you coming back mind I don't know when we'll get together then you know we'll have a good time then.

 

164) My psychiatrist says I'm a special flake. I wonder if she's giving me a Snow Job.

 

165) I always feel my worst when I'm guilty of feeling guilt.

 

166) I'd rather be mentally Ill than normally challenged.

 

167) I like being mentally Ill it gives me tons of crazy things to write about,

 

168) The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole. 

 

169) Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman was so happy that you became 'Engaged'.

 

170) My mornings generally start with two cigarettes three cups of coffee and an episode of 'Mr. Ed' then I''m ready for anything that comes..

 

171) I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.

 

172) I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.

 

173) Hell Yeah! Well that's how the song goes “Love hurts hell yeah".

 

174) The word launch always bothered me it reminds me of boats. A friend said a boat is a hole in the water you pour money into

 

 175) Keep your eyes forward and never look back and the future will be what you see. March on March on and whistle a tune as you experience infinity.

 

176) When you master love and make your life an ocean of emotion and your compassion your only fashion the things you see will set you free.

 

177) Make your 'LOVE' a giant tidal wave that surges far past your own life and it touches the shores of the empty hearts and souls of others.

 

178) They should replace the lines of demarcation with lines of congregation .

 

179) My Filipino fiancée told me I didn't treat her like a foreigner I said you’re not there aren't any foreigners we all live on the same Rock.

 

180) C.H.A.N.G.E C.hallanges H.aving A.ttributes N.ormally G.ranting E.volution

 

181) I believe I was at the peak of my enlightenment when I use to say "you want fries with that".

 

182) The only thing I hate worse than sitting in my home all alone is doing it all by myself.

 

183) T.W.I.T.T.E.R T.ell W.orld I.nteresting T.houghts T.empting E.motional R.esponses "I love to play with words".

 

184) When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips.

 

185) The idea of an Earth Quake really shakes me up.

 

186) Poverty is a dish best served with Potato Soup.

 

187) I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death

 

188) The Owl goes who who, the Dove goes cu cu, humans go > you! You!

 

189) Well for all you men out there if you ever date an Asian women remember. There beautiful but their jealousy goes all the way to the bone.

 

190) When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e e cummings poem. I don’t mind eels except how they feels and maybe as meals. I knew there was hope for me

 

191) When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.

 

192) The Mourning Dove sings its sweet song to greet the sun each day.

 

193) Sometimes the pain hurts so good it brings happy tears to my eyes and reminds me I'm still alive.

 

194) I've thought myself into a predicament I'm truly going to enjoy.

 

195) It's funny how people that have to struggle and face adversities every day are closer nit than the people on easy street.

 

196) When I lived in the UP of Michigan I never saw a fight in a bar. It's hard to hit a person that says 'You Betcha By Golly'.

 

197) I've lost a lot of important things only to find out I didn't miss them.

 

198) They say the brain never ages it’s a shame it can't teach the body that trick.

 

199) A surge of adrenaline and a V8 it just don't get no better than that.

 

200) Rings bracelets and golden chains none of these love contain But if you bond heart to heart then for sure you'll never part.

 

201) I admire intelligent people much more than the educated ones.

 

202) Put one foot in front of the other and soon the pounds will be walking out the door.

 

203) I'd rather write poetry than watch TV it allows me to share the wide screen in me.

 

204) Nothing smells worse than a men's restroom in a bar well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

 

205) Some people compress compassion and call it love others compress love and call it loneliness

 

206) I learned to love compassion when I began to give it away.

 

207) Dig it honey, dig it honey. HARDER! DEEPER! FASTER! I want to get these flower bulbs in before it rains..

 

208) I like tomorrow it always gets here after I'm done with today.

 

209) I'm a Black Sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious Blue Grass.

 

210) This milk is spoiled all the cream has risen to the bottom.

 

211) A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!

 

212) If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

 

213) Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.

 

214) A friend sang karaoke she said "how' did I do" I said The last time I heard that sound I was trimming my wife's toe nails with a chainsaw.

 

215) I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.

 

216) If I'm ever on my death bed I'm rather be with a crew of nurses than a team of doctors.

 

217) After smoking all these cigarettes if I don't die from cancer I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed.

 

218) I've thought so hard about meditation I sat totally still for hours.

 

219) I go to book stores to see if they have any miss prints on sale. I hate to read but I love mistakes it makes me feel like part of the gang.

 

220) Punctuation is over rated a fly on the page of the book can change it all to hell.

 

221) I write things that I love I write things that I hate but the problem with what I write is I can't punctuate.

 

222) I wonder if I'll meet one person that knows enough people that can get me recognized as a writer. Oh I already have he lives in my mirror.

 

223) Twitter is a living organism with a 140 heart beats to show it is alive!

 

224) I thought about joining the undead poets society but then I'd have to throw away my Silver pen.

 

225) I really do like the things my mind conjugates even if my mind doesn't like me at times

 

226) Batteries die people just transcend

 

227) I'm far from programmed my mind short circuits too much for that.

 

228) I've invaded the walls of the asylum with my ink pen. The way they look at mental illness won't be the same again

 

229) When people meet people with mental illness it's hard to accept to understand and not judge it’s even harder for the person to life with it.

 

230) I like the word Anti Psychotic it sounds like a movement against 'Norman Bates'.

 

231) Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someone’s world.

 

232) Because of my experience in Desert Storm I have permanent Insomnia but don't get me wrong I love sleep I can never get enough of it.

 

233) The pen is mightier than the sword tell that to all the philosophers that were slain because of their beliefs.

 

234) All the Kings Horses and all the Kings men Couldn't get Humpty Dumpty back in those leotards again.

 

235) Over done forgotten gone. The most powerful words in the universe!

 

236) Does this 6X shirt make me look thin?

 

237) A starving artist has only so many brush stokes before he eats dirt.

 

238) Never do today what you can put off until........

 

239) If you wanted to change tomorrow, you would have to know the effect on the day after tomorrow? Before you made your choice.

 

240) Every new thought is a revelation, every breath is a new birth. Every time you put a new thought into action you change the universe.

 

241) Time was engineered to break down sun up to sun down, into intervals so that a wage could be payed.(all about money here remember)

 

242) I Just approach a conversation with another that they have everything I need to know.

 

243) I get along better with Drunkards, Liars and Thieves and Drug Addicts  than most of the people I've met that profess to be Religious.

 

244) Belief and disbelief makes existence.

 

245) It's not the fire nor the Blacksmiths hammer nor anvil it's the power of his mind, that forges the steel.

 

246) When it comes to life and birth picture the womb as one end of an hour glass and the universe as the other.

 

247) Remember thought is the only thing faster than the speed of light.

 

248) When you shed this mortal coil then watch the magic.

 

249) I believe the creator will basically ask me two questions, how well did you enjoy my creation and what did you do for your fellow man?

 

250) When you try to run away from your problems your there and back before you started.

 

251) It's better to be second in a battle never fought than first in one that was.

 

252) I only like religions where they sing more than the preach.

 

253) If you changed one second of your past you would not be where you are now.

 

254) If you want to see God look in the mirror if you want to see yourself close your eyes

 

255) Even the florist must stop to smell a flower

 

256) Never judge a book by its spine !

 

257) Always remember to thank God for what he has given you that you didn't ask for!

 

258) Sins come out of the mind not into the body

 

259) Just "be" for a hundred trillion years then when your rested, step right off into were your at now Just getting out of bed for the next day

 

260) Sure kick a man when he's down he's closer to your feet then.

 

261) The sooner mankind realizes that this universe, this energy, is thought suggestive, the sooner mankind will advance.

 

262) If you ask a question ask it to yourself first and if you don't like answering it don't ask it!

 

263) Mankind readily accepts Bad and yet only tolerates good.

 

264) I wasn't quite sure what you were referring to." sometimes I'm not sure what I'm referring to either".

 

265) Drama drama, drama with tons of victim scripts Shakespeare said the world’s a stage isn't it time for a new script.

 

266) People read romance novel one after another, their searching for the one story better than they could write themselves.

 

267) Reality is a Heaven in a Kingdom held in a bowl

 

268) I'm so into the illusion I can hide things where even I can't find them.

 

269) You must understand the infancy in the infinity of the KINGDOM called the brain.

 

270) If Jesus really wanted to change the world he would of picked 12 women for disciples.

 

271) I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not the sports channel.

 

272) Maybe it's all a world made of nothing controlled by nothing existing just the other side of nowhere.

 

273) God doesn’t need helpers. Serve the Children of the world if you want to please him.

 

274) I AM "I" stands for the one and "Am" stands for existence.

 

275) When your Journey ends you'll be kissing the mirror.

 

276) When I die I'm going to Heaven and I'll make my mark, if you get there before me rub it out.

 

277) Teach, learn, listen or get the hell out of the way if you teach try to instill your students to set goals to surpass your own qualifications.

 

278) People often see qualities in others that they don't see in themselves. Then they hold them accountable for their own short comings.

 

279) Doubt and faith are equally charged in opposite directions.

 

280) Education has evolved into a mirror of mimicking.

 

281) A grain of sand can destroy a mountain of faith.

 

282) The most beautiful changes go unseen.

 

283) I’ve soared past the clouds and stars far into the heavens, and felt the tips of Angels wings upon my face. Only by the act of you loving me

 

284) Good, Gooder and Goodest it don't get no better than that.

 

285) When I write It's like the keys pull my fingers to them and I'm putting letters on the screen where they have always been.

 

286) I would never wish to do my life over, nor would I do it different, I would throw my arms out to where the solar winds and see where they pushed me.

 

287) Funny people know I’ve had all my teeth removed, yet the first thing they ask me is how are your teeth? I say there in bio hazard Heaven..

 

288) I'm self actualized that forever evading feeling, psychiatrists call it visions of grandeur Christians call it Born again I call it Great!

 

289) The end of the journey begins where you’re standing.

 

300) Tears don't wash away the pain they carry in the strength within.

 

301) I AM never without what God hath put within!

 

302) You can either carry a torch or light or be a torch of light. Were all meant to illuminate each other in some way.

 

303) You know there some that pray seven times a day I say pray one time a day with the power of seven.

 

304) You knew everything you'd ever know in your life time, before you took your first breathe and after that you started marching toward your Death.

 

305) I find it amazing I get a thought and with two fingers I type then look up at the screen and say no way I didn't write that!

 

306) After the Devils had his way with me for eternity what’s next?

 

307) Is the new crop standing tall pushing up towards God? Or is it pushing what's left of the old crop deep into the soil for its survival.

 

308) A person told me yesterday "your whole world revolves around your computer". I replied "yes but my computer revolves around the world

 

309) Can a mustard seed think and reason If it is capable of administering Faith?

 

310) I'm in Gods Amusement Park for the advancement of the Soul Some need only seconds to live a life time some a life time to live only seconds

 

311) Define weird in a world where everything's possible and you have no concrete point of origin.

 

312) Don't let the silver in your hands out weigh the Gold, God has put in your heart.

 

313) A definition for God that works for me. "Pure Energy Supreme Consciousness'.

 

314) DEATH, transformation, metabolic transfiguration, metamorphosis, reincarnation, resurrected, what transitional door is the realm of your Choice?

 

315) Every day I live life to its fullest, My only prayers are thanks at night before I close my eyes and thanks when I open them.

 

316) Lies are easy fabricating the truth is often a task.

 

317) I've only lied to myself to protect the innocent.

 

318) If a person says to you I'm amazing smile and say your right me too.

 

319) Belief is a mind thing faith is a heart issue.

 

320) Believe in what you believe in and God will do the rest.

 

321) Awe but faith, without belief in one’s self is for naught, just believe in what you believe and then all mountains will yield.

 

322) I've walked lonely roads past present and future while not walking at all and ended up right where I never left yet I learned along the way

 

323) You here for the experience, yet so many set limitations yielding to sin. I live this life the best I can for myself and my fellow man.

 

324) It's very hard to plagiarize a true genius.

 

325) I AM more than you think but less than 'I AM'.

 

326) In the military they said when in doubt on a test always pick 'C' I wonder if it stands for Courageous.

 

327) Collective consciousness all minds past present and future combined in a harmony called LOVE. From an Amoeba to an Elephant.

 

328) Peoples individual beliefs are the beauty in life if we all thought the same it would be boring Free thinkers make the world spin!

 

329) Gods word is written in our hearts, by his hand with a pen calls love.

 

330) Babies are born as pure as the driven snow blanketing a field of sleeping daisies.

 

331) Long after the last canons fire and the last bombs do BOOM the trees and the flowers will continue to bloom.

 

332) Even in the fiercest battles, the butterflies still kiss the flowers.

 

333) God if you’re listening to me your leaving some other poor bastard alone that could really use your help.

 

334) Einstein said "God doesn't play dice" Well from looking at all the planets and galaxies he's one hell of a bowler.

 

335) I'm an ENFP Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceptive, A 9 life path and a Sagittarius Definitely looks like God stacked my cards in my favor

 

336) There is no beginning, there is no end, there is only "IS".

 

337) Inspiration begins with Fantasy, Fantasy makes Imagination, Imagination makes reality, Reality makes Inspiration, inspiration makes>>>>>>>

 

338) I like twitter it's a challenge to say the most thoughts in the fewest amount of words. Like the Meaning of life "Live, learn, love, leave".

 

339) I started to keep a dream journal but I quit when they started becoming my reality!

 

340) Being Bi polar there are times I love my mind and other times it hates me.

 

341) Sometime I think up some really deep things or cool shit and other times I just think.

 

342) Once you get rid of the guilt, sin, fear and doubt it's all GOOD!

 

343) There is no bad or evil it’s all Good and lesser degrees of good!

 

344) Having an unfulfilled dream would be worse than living in a nightmare.

 

345) The world’s greatest Weapon Of Mass Destruction is FEAR!

 

346) L.O.V.E Lavishing Omnipresent Vibration Energy

 

347) You can get up to a million dollars or more in life insurance in case you die. But can only get about seven or eight bucks a hour to live.

 

348) We live in a thought suggestive universe infinite possibilities is the norm.

 

349) The biggest problem in humanity is people get in too much of a hurry to have patience.

 

350) I was in a bar and ordered Tequila the bar maid shrugged and said Tequila that shit will make you take back things you didn't steal.

 

351) Honestly I've rode the razors edge a lot of times. Finger on the trigger bullet in the chamber muzzle in my mouth. PTSD Sucks!

 

352) You can genetically modify everything except stupidity !

 

353) I've actually died a couple of times it's over rated.

 

354) Ass, Gas or Grass nobody drives for under four bucks.

 

355) I'm looking for a steady diet of Guilt, Fear and Sin and Doubt, know of any organizations I can pay to give it to me?

 

356) I walked into a friends pizza parlor and he looks at me and says "what do you know". I replied "More than I should and less than I want"..

 

357) Holographic Strip club. "You can look but you can't touch".

 

358) Did you ever wonder if all the good thoughts have already been thunk?

 

359) I saw this on a tee shirt. There was a cave man sitting with a wheel made of stone. The joke was. "My greatest invention the hammer and a chisel".

 

360) OK, OK Officer I'll confess I'm the one that drank the juice out of the sweet pickle jar.

 

361) Remember these words from your child hood? "This is going to hurt me more than it does you".

 

362) I'm 52 my life is more than half over I wonder how many time outs I have left?

 

363) A sure fire non addictive way to go to sleep. Put your TV on a late night talk show host!

 

364) I tell people to kiss their mirror every morning and smile as they said good morning beautiful.

 

365) You ever notice someone says this is a secret swear not to tell anyone. Then they tell it to everyone they know.

 

366) I told my doctor I believe I have a medical condition then I asked are you still practicing medicine or do you know what you’re doing now?

 

367)Good night world if you wake up before me I'll have bacon and eggs with a side order of happiness for breakfast.

 

368) I have a beautiful woman laying in my bed I could be cuddled up to and I'm posting on here. If that's not proof of mental illness what is?

 

369) I believe I'm the best therapy my psychiatrist has ever had.

 

370) I'm sure when I'm dead I'll be remembered by my name being mentioned on the list of Famous Bi Polar People At least I have that going for me.

 

371) I love my emotions more than they love me..

 

372) It's funny sometimes what we do we'll pay six bucks for a pack of cigarettes but won't give a buck to a Homeless Soldier on the street.

 

373) Do worms believe in reincarnation?

 

374)I love this twitter I'm amongst some of the worlds master minds. Hmmm In comic books aren't the master minds the Villains’? Just kidding!

 

375) The wheel of life has many spokes yet so few leave the hub.

 

376) If you’re a fly never ask a spider what he's having for lunch.

 

377) Serious people scare me especially the ones that look at you with a blank stare and say. "And how does that make you feel".

 

378) Thank you God for making me the person I'm not and never wanted to be, How is my ex wife after all?

 

379) I believe I'll write my own obituary so I know what they'll be talking about after I die!

 

380) Certain nights a line from the original movie 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' comes to mind. "Sleep, Sleep I never Sleep I hate those tiny slices of death".

 

381) I love a good quote there's a million of them and they can add volumes to your life. Oops a million and one.

 

382) Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach him to fish he eats for a life time. Take him to Wal-Mart and he'll buy a fat Steak.

 

383) I grew up in a coal mining town of 200 in Glendridge Illinois I listened to the old timers never been to college but I have a masters in life.

 

384) Four men a pickup truck and a case of beer and you can move mountains.

 

385) In a race between common sense, logic and education, my money would be on the good old country boys.

 

386) Be open minded share your thoughts it's not always what you say that is important it's what you think and may never say that could be.

 

387) My mind is like a zoo without any cages watch where you step.

 

388) I love education I believe everyone should buy some.

 

389) I live inside my head everyone else lives inside my heart.

 

390) The pen is mightier than the sword were lead to think. But how much power doth thy pen hold when she hasn’t any Ink.

 

391) In real life I found a four leaf clover plant that every leaf had four leaves. If that's not the sign of a blessing I don't know what is.

 

392) Wake up world it's a beautiful morning for a big breakfast of togetherness

 

393) You can read 10,000 quips and quotes and pearly notes but the best wealth to find is held within your own mind.

 

394) Place a grain of sand atop the mountain peak and the minute becomes the king!

 

395) Oh damn there playing bag pipes on TV here comes the tears again. Certain music songs and sounds rip me apart PTSD Sucks!

 

396) Science says 98% of our atoms change out every year. The 2% must be part of the 21 grams they say is the average weight of the soul.

 

397) Love created, thought, thought created light and light created the universe.

 

398) Another day that I can do anything I want maybe I'll just sit here and be perfectly still and think about nothing. That will take some energy.

 

399) When I was in the military an Airmen came in and looked bad. He'd been in a bar fight. He said I must of blocked 40 punches with my face.

 

 400) The most powerful words are still Please, May I and Thank you. Shame etiquette has failed.

 

401) EARTH = E. Evolutionary A. Arena R. Robustly T. Treating H. Humanity

 

402) HELL = H. Hot E. Environment L. Lacking L. love

 

403) HEAVEN = H. Hopeful E. Environment A. Achieved V. Vastly E. Experiencing N. Nirvana

 

404) DEATH = D. Dreaded E. Extinction A. Associated T. Throughout H. Humanity

 

405) PROOFS = P. Pertinent R. Realizations O. Often O. Offering F. Findings S. Selectively

 

406) LOGIC = L. Living O. Obvious G. Generalizations I. Implying C. Constants

 

407) BELIEF = B. Basis E. Enlightening L. Life I. Intrinsically E. Enriching F. Fulfillment

 

408) HOPE = H. Humanities O. Obsessive P. Purposeful E. Enrichment's

 

409) FAITH = F. Frequent A .Assimilation's I. Implying T. Theoretic H. Hopefulness

 

410) TRUTH = T. Theoretical R. Rationalizations U. Understood T. Throughout H .Humanity

 

411) DOUBT = D. Detrimental O. Obstructions U. Usually B. Blinding T. Transgression

 

412) W.O.R.D.S I Played with FACTS = F. Frequently A. Associated C. Calculations T. Theorizing S. Standards

 

413) Basically I prefer a BE-Life System over a Belief System.

 

414) The wheel of like has many spokes yet so many never leave the hub!

 

415) We have four cheeks to turn not two, whether it's a tap on the face or a boot to the rear is up to you.

 

416) A kiss a hug or a slap on the face often gives us memories that we can't erase.

 

417) Doesn't mankind always try the hardest when their backs are against the wall?

 

418) I've always dislike video games until I bought a Nintendo WII it's awesome to move and be part of the game unlike melting into the couch.

 

419) Strange tell someone you’re having a great day they'll walk away. Tell them you’re having the worst day of your life they'll hang for every word

 

420) In a world that makes individuality something to refrain the "Me, Myself and I". Thing is so hard to attain.

 

421) If someone asks a question they generally know some part or even all of the answer or they wouldn't of known how to formulate the question to begin with.

 

422) Speaking of God’s name and the Pharaoh "I AM" I means the One. AM means Existence. So "I AM more than you think but less than I AM".

 

423) When it's all over and the dust from our ancestors bodies and our own settle from the four winds only then will we see that we were here!

 

424) I believe everything my psychiatrist tells me it saves me so much thinking on my own.

 

425) If it has a name or description, it does exist or will exist at some point in time, we live in a thought suggestive universe.

 

426) Don't live by my words, don’t die from them, chew them slowly digest them and smile if they bring nourishment to your soul.

 

427) Simple words for being happy repeat after me. "I like myself, I love myself, and I AM MYSELF".

 

428) I started dying with my first breath. Why should I fear the transition called death.

 

429) Oh Father forgive me for I know not what I do. And even with countless millenniums of thought I'll never be wise as you

 

430) I was in the military when you got relived from one job for incompetency you often ended up getting a better job.

 

432) A friend said he and his friend were describing books in the shortest way possible. The Bible came up the description was "A guy died".

 

433) Many read self help books I often wonder if they are just searching for one better than they can write themselves?

 

 434) It never hurts to clean the slate and move on. Forgiveness comes from within right?

 

435) Live, Learn, Love, Leave. That's the simplest meaning of life. {010} 0=Energy 1=Incarnation 0=Energy that's the code of life as I see it.

 

436) When all we see is reflected light waves off what we call reality we have never seen reality. Einstein’s Right Reality is merely an illusion.

 

437) All the religions, sciences and powers of the world boil down to one simple truth. The best story tellers will win in the end!

 

438) Total enlightenment is Vision without purpose.

 

439) I guess you can tell as a writer I am not a purfektshionist.

 

*440) I've never been with a woman that said and how does that make you feel that wasn't holding a clip board.

 

441)I like my psychiatrist she's kind, caring and compassionate but what woman wouldn't be for over a 100 dollars an hour?

 

442) Time for something chipper and fun name this tune. (Dum) (Dum) (De Dum) (DA De Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum)

 

443) Hopefully one day wars will only be fought in movies and may the best producer win.

444) Quests are best if they lead to rest.

445) The problem with a Unitarian church or religion is there's no "you!" in unity!

446) It's not whose name is carved on your head stone, it's whose name you leave carved in humanities heart and on their lips, that leaves your mark.

447) Any belief system is good as long as you believe in it.. and don't use it as a weapon against someone else’s...

449) Believe what you believe and it will be,

 believe what others believe and they will consume you!

450) The thickness and knowledge of a book has no value, the secret is to know when to turn the page.

451) We’re all on similar paths of enlightenment, yet the secrets only unfold in the right places of your journey.

452) I love twitter there are so many people with an automatic posting program. It doesn't get any more personal than that does it? Hmmm on most sites if you post the same thing over and over and over again it’s considered SPAM. I admit I may post things occasional more than once but it’s not intentional. I'm just computer inept. Also if I do re-post something that I do believe has some value at least I did it not a program.

453) Mind, Body, Spirit, Soul. Mind, Body, Spirit, Soul, Raise my vibrations that's my goal.

454) Over Done Forgotten Gone, Over Done Forgotten Gone. Now my troubles will move on.

456) Sometimes if you simply stop look and listen you’ll see how glorious nature really glistens.

457) Simplicity is the key, simplicity is the key, just a heartfelt smile can remove the pain in me.

458) Come and take my hand and make my life so grand it’s so nice to feel the warmth from another humans hand.

459) Wisdom doesn't always come with age, but age always comes with experience.

460) Without Guilt Fear Sin and Doubt, what would religion be about?