Back when I was a young child,
I saw pink and my mind went wild,
I thought Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy Oh dandy,
look at all the cotton candy.
It was in a nice big roll there just a waitin,
I stuffed it in my mouth with no hesitating.
Then my mouth started to itch and burn,
insulation was now my concern.
I didn't know what it's name was way back then,
But, I swear it won't be in my mouth again.

OK, OK I did it I never said I was
the sharpest pencil in
the knife drawer.