Tobacco abuse or another day in the life of "Knife"

Thu, 04/01/2010 - 12:08

Michael Van Lue shook his head to clear the cobwebs. He took hold of the proferred hand to help his bruised body off the pavement. The hand belonged to a police seargant who was shaking his head in amazement. "That was incredible. Using all those knives to make a shield that stopped an armored car barrelling at you at at ..at least 80 miles an hour." "Yeah (cough) oh ...no shit shit dammit!" "Whats the matter you just broke up a huge armored car heist ring." Michael pulled a flattened pack of cigarettes out of the pocket of what was left of his jeans. "When am I gonna learn....superheroes should never buy softpacks...always go with a box. Hey Sarge....can I borrow five bucks?"

Comments

Sat, 04/03/2010 - 23:31 — An Seansai

I like it

I have to say that your story is fucking cool and funny. I would like to see what Knife looks like do you have a picture?

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Sun, 04/04/2010 - 22:10 — Kraibald

Thank you

I will try to post a picture if I can find my sketchbook and figure out how to scan it, but don't get your hopes up I'm not exactly Rembrandt. In the meantime kinda picture pro wrestler Rob Van Dam. Knife is just a guy that found a cool looking knife with some very interesting properties.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 02:21 — bud75

I hate it when that happens...

That is pretty fuckin funny. I definatly feel his pain on the soft-pack. (soldiers shouldn't buy them either...)

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/Bud75/

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 12:04 — Kraibald

Yeah I quit smoking, about 8

Yeah I quit smoking, about 8 years ago, a couple of minor relapses aside, but I never forgot the frustration of those last few cigarettes in a softpack breaking due to the wear and tear of going about the day.